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Conservatives lose cool over AC request
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Conservatives lose cool over AC request

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest “scandal” in NYC, where Mayor Zohran Mamdani is being slammed…

Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
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Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…

You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble
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You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…

Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
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Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
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You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…

McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
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McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, and I have to say, it’s been a…

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
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No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…

Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
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Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…

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