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Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
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Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
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Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports
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Senate Finally Does Something About College Sports

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

The Senate just passed a major bill to overhaul college athletics, and I almost choked on my coffee reading about…

August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
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August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

DNA Proves Utah Man Not A Murderer After Only 30 Years
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DNA Proves Utah Man Not A Murderer After Only 30 Years

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Utah judge has ordered a 71-year-old…

FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent
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FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the FBI, yes, the Federal Bureau of Investigation,…

🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7
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🌿 Metal Detox Live | 🤘 Dark Country & Southern Chaos 24/7

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2026

🐸 WELCOME TO METAL DETOX. Your ears have survived blast beats. Your neck has survived breakdowns. Your brain has survived…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

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