So, you’ve heard the rumors, folks: reshoots are the kiss of death for any movie. Or are they? 🤔 I mean, who needs a perfectly crafted film when you can just, you know, fix it later? 🤷♂️ It’s like the movie equivalent of a participation trophy: “Hey, good job trying, but let’s just add some more explosions and jokes, and maybe, just maybe, we’ll get an Oscar nomination!” 🏆
But seriously, some movie studios, like Marvel, have made reshoots a part of their creative process. Because, why not? It’s not like they have anything better to do, like, say, making a decent DC movie 🤣. They shoot, they edit, they look at what they have, and then they’re all, “You know what? This needs more superheroes and less plot holes.” 🤓 And thus, the reshoots begin!
So, when Tom Holland says that Spider-Man: Brand New Day had some reshoots, and they were just “the icing on the cake” 🎂, we should probably just trust him, right? I mean, he’s not biased at all 🙄. In a recent interview with GQ, he mentioned that the reshoots were “really, really fun” but not necessary. Because, you know, who needs necessity when you can just add more fun? 🎉 His exact quote: “I can positively say that the stuff we’re doing, we don’t need… The movie works and sings as it is. We’re just adding the icing on the cake in certain areas. We’re finding some ways to add a little bit more humor. We’re layering in a villain plotline in a new way and some really fun stuff.” 🤔 Yeah, because that’s exactly what this movie needed: more humor and a new villain plotline. Said no one ever 🙄.
But, hey, at least we know that the reshoots were fun, right? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good game of “let’s fix this movie before it’s too late”? 🕰️ It’s like a real-life game of Jenga: let’s add this scene, and that joke, and maybe, just maybe, the whole thing won’t come crashing down 🏗️. And, of course, there’s the added bonus of getting to see Tom Holland’s adorable face again 🙃. I mean, who wouldn’t want to watch him reshoot scenes all day? 📺
As for the villain plotline, well, that’s still a mystery 🕵️♂️. We know that some famous Spider-Man villains will be making an appearance, like Marvin Jones III as Tombstone, and Michael Mando reprising his role as Scorpion 🦂. And, of course, there’s Sadie Sink, who seems to be playing some kind of captive character 🚔. But, hey, who needs to know the actual plot when you can just speculate and make stuff up? 🤔 It’s not like it’s going to affect the movie’s quality or anything 🙄.
In conclusion, reshoots are the new black 👕. They’re the answer to all your movie-making problems 🤔. Need more humor? Reshoots! Need a new villain plotline? Reshoots! Need to fix that one plot hole that’s been bothering you? Reshoots! 🎉 It’s like the movie equivalent of a magic wand: wave it around, and all your problems disappear ✨. So, let’s all just relax and enjoy the ride 🎠. After all, it’s not like the movie’s success depends on it or anything 🙃. Spider-Man: Brand New Day is scheduled to open in theaters on July 31, and I’m sure it’ll be a masterpiece 🎥. 🙄
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
