Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller
Alright, buckle up buttercups ☕, because Sharon Osbourne, bless her perpetually youthful heart (and face 😜), has graced us with…
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‘Star Trek’ Finally Crawls Out of Its Grave for Another Reboot
🤣 Oh, sweet Jesus, they’re STILL trying to make another Star Trek movie? It’s been a whole DECADE since they last boldly…
SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…
Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
OMG! 🚨 The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…
Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously
Oh, no! Looks like Target is now too woke for the woke! Seems even the perpetually offended are realizing that…
Smerconish on Epstein files: ‘Resisting the urge to speculate is for losers’ | CNN
Oh, the Left is sweating! More Epstein emails surfacing? You just know there’s a whole cabal of Democrat elites and…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They dug up some old emails from that scumbag Epstein where he badmouths…
Adriana Kugler, Ex-Fed Bigwig, Oopsie-Doopsied Her Way Through Trading Rules, CNN Sniffs Out
Another Deep State Operative Busted! Crooked Kugler, a Biden appointee, caught red-handed breaking Fed rules with her shady stock trades.…
Charleston’s R&B Scene: Prepare for Maximum Grooves and Zero Regrets
OMG! 😱TheWettExperience, LLC is throwing the most tragic event EVER! 💀 “Strictly R&B” in Charleston, SC at Sweatman’s Garden is…
Council Dooms Future, Blames it on Bad Lighting in Film Series
OMG! Future Council movie! 🎬 See how bad your choices mess up the climate! 🌍 Then, listen to preachy youths…