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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down
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Stranger Things Season 5: Place Your Bets on Who’s Gonna Bite It in the Upside Down

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! 😜 Because apparently, some folks are STILL hyperventilating over “Stranger Things” Season 5. Like, haven’t we…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG 🙄, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL
Breaking News: Liberal Activist Jesse Jackson's Brain Finally Starts to Malfunction! Is This Karma?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

It seems the architect of racial division, Jesse Jackson, is now facing some ‘progressive’ health issues. At 84, Jackson, a…

CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, spearheaded by CNN (Clinton News Network), is desperately trying to smear our…

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FREED: Liberal Judge HANDS THEM BACK TO THE STREETS

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Another day, another activist judge trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to MAGA! This time, a deep-state operative in Illinois…

“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”
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“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Folks, get this: the “dazzling” northern lights are just a deep state psy-op! I bet you Soros and his climate…

“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”
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“El Salvador Prison: Where Human Rights Go to Die Laughing”

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

‘You have arrived in hell’, say the triggered leftists! More like ‘You have arrived where you belong, commies!’ Human Rights…

Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
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Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…

FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
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FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…

CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
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CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant

Big ElephantNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…

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