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Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces
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Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Queens World Film Festival is grouping films into BLOCS! 🤣 Catch “Anomie” by NataÅ¡a Prosenc Stearns & “And…

BCS DJ Cook-Off: Watch DJs Burn Dinner and Their Careers
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BCS DJ Cook-Off: Watch DJs Burn Dinner and Their Careers

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄**BCS DJ BATTLE ROUND 6 is here! DJs cookin’ at **The Top Shelf Bar & Grill**? 🔥 No judges?…

“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared
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“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Paris Blues” (Eddie Cook & Ram Bowen 🤮) at the Gantt! Prepare for jazz so good, it’ll make…

DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)
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DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Divine G (Colman Domingo), wrongly jailed at Sing Sing, finds his inner Shakespeare 🎭! He joins a theatre group…

DIFF 2025: Love, Life, and the Art of Screwing It All Up in Short Films
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DIFF 2025: Love, Life, and the Art of Screwing It All Up in Short Films

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 😱 See these ✨AMAZING✨ films: EXTREMIST, KOTOWARI, WE’RE NOT DONE YET, LOQUITA POR TI/CRAZY FOR YOU, GET YOUR STORY…

Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped
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Local Drag Queen Does a Show, People Clapped

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG, Kylie Sonique Love is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/09/2025! 🤩 “Do it like Dolly!” Pre-show Meet & Greet at…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
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Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…

“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
Government Shutdown: Is This the End of the World (or Just the End of Liberal Excess)?
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“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…

So, You Wanna Donate to Charity Without Getting Fleeced, Huh
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So, You Wanna Donate to Charity Without Getting Fleeced, Huh

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Oh, the holidays! A time for giving, and apparently, a time for leftist platforms to nickel and dime you for…

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