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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloš Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…

From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
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From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…

Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
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Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…

Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
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Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…

How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
Elephant Reads CNN

How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia and China: World Order Remodelers Extraordinaire

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia and China, those paragons of virtue, are “reshaping the world order.” More like scheming to undermine…

Honey Deuce: Or How to Pretend You’re Fancy at the US Open
Elephant Reads CNN

Honey Deuce: Or How to Pretend You’re Fancy at the US Open

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is telling us what to drink now. Next, they’ll be mandating kale smoothies and lecturing us about…

CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about President Trump using his second term to “payback” his critics. Cry me a…

ICE Rounding Up America’s Sweetest: Firefighters, Pastors, and Journalists, Oh My
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ICE Rounding Up America’s Sweetest: Firefighters, Pastors, and Journalists, Oh My

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! ICE is actually doing its job under President Trump, rounding up illegals instead of giving them keys…

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