JAGER HENRY, Grandson of the LEGENDARY John Bonham, Forms Band That’s TOTALLY Gonna Live Up to the Name
So, apparently, there’s this guy, Jager Henry, grandson of the legendary John Bonham and son of Jason Bonham. Like we…
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Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…
“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…
Sunset Boulevard & Chinatown: Old Movies, Older Than Your Grandpa, But Hey, They’re On Film
😱Sunset Blvd & Chinatown😱 on 35mm! Saturday, August 23, 2025, at Million Dollar Theater! 😴10a: Sunset Boulevard (1950) – See…
Another Hollywood Pathetic Attempt to Glorify War in Atlanta
OMG! AMERICAN WARRIOR VIP screening! 🤣 Be there or be square! Area 51 – Aurora Cineplex, Atlanta, August 23, 2025,…
State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…
Netflix Ruins Childhoods With New Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer and October Release Date
Alright, listen up, gamers and weebs! Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to grace us with a…
The Pretty Reckless Bravely Drop New Tune ‘For I Am Death’ (So Metal)
THE PRETTY RECKLESS, the band that apparently still exists, has graced us with a new ear-splitting symphony of despair, “For…
Ninja Gaiden: Ragequit? More Like Ninja Gaiden: Get Good (Noob) Patch is Here with “Fixes”
So, Dotemu and The Game Kitchen, bless their cotton socks, dropped a “major” update for Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound. I use…
OMG! Pokémon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!
Oh, honey, look! 💅 Another Pokémon game? 🙄 As if we needed more excuses to avoid real-world responsibilities. Pokémon Legends:…