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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2
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Kena: Bridge Of Spirits Finally Leaves Your PS5 Behind For The Glorious Nintendo Switch 2

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Ember Lab, the studio that apparently doesn’t believe in time, has decided to gift the world with yet another platform…

Transgender Kansans, ID-less and Terrified, Brace for a Future of Legal Chaos and Public Exile | CNN
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Transgender Kansans, ID-less and Terrified, Brace for a Future of Legal Chaos and Public Exile | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Breaking: Kansas Forces Transgender Citizens to Surrender IDs in Shocking New Law In a move that would make Stalin blush,…

AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album
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AS I LAY DYING Has ‘All The Songs Ready’ To Make Your Ears Bleed Again With Next Studio Album

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

AS I LAY DYING vocalist Tim Lambesis and bassist/clean vocalist Chris Clancy sat down with Egor Erushin earlier this month…

After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul
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After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Gas Prices Skyrocket as Trump’s America Gets Punched in the Gut Look, I’m not saying Democrats and their Iranian puppet…

SEVENDUST Unleashes Unbreakable Music Video Because Nothing Says Fragile Like a Title Named ‘Unbreakable’
SEVENDUST is back with "Unbreakable," because apparently the only thing more indestructible than their career is their ability to release albums on a schedule even NASA would envy
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SEVENDUST Unleashes Unbreakable Music Video Because Nothing Says Fragile Like a Title Named ‘Unbreakable’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

The official music video for “Unbreakable,” the latest single from SEVENDUST, can be seen below. The track is taken from…

Savannah Guthrie ‘plans to return’ to the ‘Today’ show, NBC says
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Savannah Guthrie ‘plans to return’ to the ‘Today’ show, NBC says

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026

Oh, Look! Savannah Guthrie “Plans to Return” to Today Show—Because Apparently, Searching for Her Missing Mom Was Just a Coffee…

3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days
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3 Women Found Dead in Utah Sparks Manhunt, Chaos, and Everyone Freaking Out Like It’s the End of Days

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Yet Another “Hiker Found Dead” Story, But Wait, There’s More! Well, well, well, look who decided to go hiking in…

What to Expect in Friday’s Jobs Report: A Comedy of Economic Errors | CNN Business
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What to Expect in Friday’s Jobs Report: A Comedy of Economic Errors | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Another Trump Economic “Win” – Small Businesses Struggle as Trade Wars Backfire Small businesses across America are reportedly struggling to…

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“RIP Your Wallet: 90s & 2000s Hip-Hop & R&B Party Where Everyone’s Free (Even Your Ex)”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

**Get ready to throw it back harder than your ex’s mixtape!** 🎤 90s & 2000s Hip-Hop and R&B party at…

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“Rum Punch Brunch: Eat. Sip. Chill. Repeat Until You Forget Your Own Name”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 5, 2026

**🎉 Season X Begins — 10 Years of Culture. One Sunday at a Time.** Rum Punch Brunch returns **March 15th…

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