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Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes
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Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen my fair share of launch day disasters and server crashes. But have you ever…

Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror
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Silent Hill reboot gets Resident Evil producer to redo the horror

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Get ready for another potential trainwreck in the world of video game adaptations, folks. Roy Lee, the producer behind the…

Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance
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Ubisoft to bribe Siege players during GTA VI’s inevitable dominance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

As the gaming world teeters on the brink of the highly anticipated GTA VI launch, Ubisoft is pulling out all…

Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike
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Logitech G peddles revamped PRO gear to pros and wannabes alike

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is another expensive peripheral to add to their arsenal, Logitech G has announced its…

Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades
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Logitech shamelessly rehashes G-Series lineup with predictable upgrades

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Logitech is at it again, because what the world really needed was another line of gaming peripherals. I mean, who…

Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
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Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…

Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards
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Oh Great Another Genius Movie from Brad Bird That Will Probably Win All the Awards

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer has finally dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (okay, maybe a…

Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend
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Because You Clearly Want More of the Same Old Franchises on Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week, because of course they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…

Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently
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Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota, was asked about…

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