HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Trump Gets Green Light For Fancy Dance Floor At Public Expense
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave President Trump the green light to…
Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…
Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…
Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…
Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…
Another Exciting Remake Of A Character You Forgot Existed
In a shocking twist, it appears that Doctor Doom, the infamous Marvel villain, might not be the straightforward bad guy…
Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…