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Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
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Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…

Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
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Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…

Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
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Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action

FinnApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…

It wounds to the depths of the soul
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It wounds to the depths of the soul

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2026

Bro's million views video gone flop 🤣🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI
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TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic sci-fi adventure of the summer, folks! 🚀🎸 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of RAGE…

Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
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Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…

STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life
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STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
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Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
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Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
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Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…

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