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Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
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Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
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Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…

Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool
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Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Shayne Smith, the dude with “Alligator Boys” & “Prison for Wizards” (32M views?! 🙄), is gracing The Norwood Theatre’s lower…

15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)
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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Year 21 of the “15” Short Film festival?!** 🤣 Brace yourselves for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 (or maybe not)…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! 🙄 Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party 🎉 for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
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Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER 👽Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…

From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
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From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yōtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…

Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
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Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious 🙄 California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…

Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore
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Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore

FinnOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

🤣OMG!😱 Mattel, the geniuses behind Barbie (and other plastic crack for your kids), have decided that the Xenomorph, that cute…

Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in draining the swamp! The liberal snowflakes at CNN are clutching their pearls…

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