Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…
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No, but seriously: What’s going on with bitcoin?
Well, well, well, looks like Bitcoin’s “digital gold” status is melting faster than Biden’s ice cream cone in the summer…
GOP Congressman Wishes He Had an Answer to DNI Drama, Because Apparently, ‘Thinking’ Is Too Hard for Washington
President Trump: “Tulsi Who? No Clue Why She’s Raiding Ballot Boxes!” In a shocking twist that would make even Nancy…
LC Conference & International Mother Language Day Celebration 2026: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Language Roast?
🎉 Finally, a conference so niche, it requires a discount code just to attend! The *Linguists Collective Conference 2026* is…
“RIBA South Conservation Group: Saving the World One Concrete Cottage at a Time (Because Who Needs Charm, Right?)”
🏛️ Concrete: From “Ew, Gross” to “Wow, Fancy” in 19th-Century Housing! Back in the mid-1800s, concrete was the awkward kid…
Legendary NWOBHM Band MORE Unleashes ‘Spirits Of War’ Single Because Why Not, ‘Destructor’ Album Incoming to Save Your Playlist
Attention, headbangers and vinyl collectors: MORE is back to remind you that they’ve been here all along, probably lifting weights…
‘What Cuba suffers is equivalent to war,’ says Deputy FM on U.S. oil blockade —because apparently, running out of gas is now a military-grade crisis
Oh no, Cuba’s crying about oil again! Maybe they should’ve thought about that before embracing communism and making friends with…
“adidas and Shoe Palace Team Up to Make Angels Walk on Clouds (and Sneakers)”
🚨 ATTENTION All-Star Weekend Goers! 🚨 Ready to spend your weekend waiting in lines for exclusive drops and live performances?…
Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims
Bezos’s Leftist Rag Washington Post Crumbles Under Own Liberal Bias The once-proud Washington Post has become a pathetic shell of…
SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…