Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…
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Demon Slayer Fans to be Put Out of Their Misery in 2026, Maybe
OMG! 😱 You guys are NEVER going to believe this! Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle, that anime flick everyone’s drooling over?…
OMG! Dems Triggered by Trump’s Lit Banners, Schiff Throws Hissy Fit!
The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s “American Workers First” banners.…
WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…
SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…
Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
OMG 😱! SHINEDOWN‘s 🎤 frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…
DOJ throws the book (and the jail cell) at Kavanaugh wannabe assassin, seeks 30 years of bitter regret
Folks, can you believe the depths of depravity these liberals sink to? They tried to off Justice Kavanaugh, a fine,…
CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…
Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…
Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats
Well, well, well, look what we have here! “Kamala Harris hasn’t made up her mind about whether she’ll run for…