As Epstein Releases Near, Americans Realize Trump Probably Just Knew Where the Good Bagels Were
House Democrats Release New Epstein Photos in Latest Desperate Attempt to Drag Trump Through the Mud In a move that…
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The Old ‘Street Fighter’ Movie Is Actually Good
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Director of Unauthorized Wayne Static Biopic Fires Back at Estate After They Said “No”
🚨 BREAKING: The Ghosts of Wayne Static and Tera Wray Are About to Star in a Documentary Drama So Juicy…
Free babysitting for all thanks to taxpayers: New Mexico turns daycare into a government-funded daycare rave
Communist New Mexico Tests Socialist Model: Universal Childcare Costs Taxpayers $600 Million While Parents Cheer New Mexico’s Marxist governor Michelle…
Trump 2.0’s Quest for a Fed Chair: Will It Be Another Master of the Obvious or a Real-Life Villain?
The Plot Thickens: Trump’s Fed Pick Drama Unfolds as Democrats Salivate Over Economic Chaos In a shocking twist that will…
Mike Portnoy Says Dream Theater Will Finally Remember How to Write Songs Again in Late 2026
Mike Portnoy, the drummer who left DREAM THEATER over a decade ago, has returned like a prodigal son who forgot…
Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion
🎸 In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears and an internet…
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New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
MAX CAVALERA: ‘I Love The Fact That I Introduced Brazilian Culture To Americans And Europeans’ Through My Music… And Now They Think I’m A Samba Ambassador
🚨 BREAKING: Max Cavalera Claims To Be The Only Good Thing To Come Out Of Brazil (Besides Caipirinhas And Soccer…