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NorthEast Airports Because Who Needs Working Navigation Anyway
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NorthEast Airports Because Who Needs Working Navigation Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Federal Aviation Administration equipment outage is causing significant flight…

Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
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Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…

Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
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Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…

PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab
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PUBG Mobile Sells Out to One-Punch Man Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

PUBG Mobile has just announced a new collaboration with the anime series One-Punch Man, because what’s a better way to…

Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer
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Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Devolver Digital is at it again, trying to make us feel all the feels with their…

Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes
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Gaming’s hollow pursuit of progress fuels endless remakes and greedy monetization schemes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Online gaming has come a long way since the days of dodgy dial-up connections and wonky console ports. The past…

Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams
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Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Building an online game no longer requires huge server rooms, big studios, or enormous budgets, thank goodness, because let’s be…

Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm
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Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The drama surrounding Kojima Productions’ upcoming title, Physint, has been the talk of the town, and I’m not surprised. I…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
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Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…

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