Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…
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Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…
Parks in Chaos Because Humans Can’t Share Nice Things
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Sam Peterson, a former park ranger who lost…
Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…
Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…
Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…
Houthis Just Doing Their Thing While US Sits This One Out
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Iran-backed Houthis are making some dramatic advances…
Vance somehow campaigns in Iowa without really trying apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out on the trail in Iowa,…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…
Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…