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EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
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EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…

Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights
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Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

The ’80s generation of Transformers fans is mourning the loss of Peter Cullen, the iconic voice of Optimus Prime, who…

Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
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Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror
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THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 27, 2026

Would YOU make it through Woods of Terror? 😈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point
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Nation Renamed Lake Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest
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ICE Ruins Another Dream Vacation With Timely Jetway Arrest

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the US immigration system is getting more and…

Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War
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Trump’s Transparently Not Corrupt Stock Trades Totally Coincide With Iran War

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest stock transactions, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

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