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Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s
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Fairyland: Prepare for a Coming-of-Age Story So Cliché, It’s Set in San Francisco of the ’70s and ’80s

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look, another movie produced by the one and only Sofia Coppola! 🙄 You know, the genius behind cinematic masterpieces…

Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick
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Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is “Kraken”! 🦑🌊 Prepare to have your…

WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)
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WITHERING SCORN (LOL!): Ex-MEGADETH, FATES WARNING Guys Drop Album (Independently, ‘Cause No One Else Would)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

So, WITHERING SCORN, the totally-not-washed-up band featuring Shawn Drover, who used to hit things for MEGADETH (allegedly), and his brother…

Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy
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Ghostbusters of New Orleans: Beignet-ing Me Crazy

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh boy, another Ghostbusters fan film. Because what the world REALLY needs is MORE unlicensed content riding on the coattails…

AT&T to generously sprinkle a measly $7,500 over data breach victims from their overflowing $177 million treasure chest
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AT&T to generously sprinkle a measly $7,500 over data breach victims from their overflowing $177 million treasure chest

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, great, another day, another liberal company whining about data breaches! Seems like AT&T, probably run by a bunch of…

Help! LA Courthouse Abduction: ICE Cream Truck or ICE Agents? You Decide
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Help! LA Courthouse Abduction: ICE Cream Truck or ICE Agents? You Decide

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien drug dealer getting a free ride thanks to the liberal sanctuary policies in Los Angeles!…

When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion
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When Vlad Met His Orange Crush: A Tale of Sauna Steam and (Probably) No Collusion

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

With fighter jets, a red carpet and a hopeful slogan — “Pursuing Peace” — plastered on the wall, President Donald…

Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks
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Pink Flamingos: Finally, a Movie That Smells as Bad as It Looks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

OMG! RCG & See It On 16mm Present: John Waters’ Pink Flamingos at Back To The Grind! 🤮 Prepare for…

Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL
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Trick or Treat: More Like Trick, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Join us to honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness (lol🤣), whose impact will never fade. A night of horror,…

PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ – Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)
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PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ – Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable British purveyors of gloom and riffs, have unleashed yet ANOTHER music video for “Tyrants Serenade.” Because,…

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