Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…
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CNN asks the REAL questions: Is Zohran Mamdani DESTROYING the Democratic Party?
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Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror
Okay, so apparently Friday the 13th and that overgrown man-child, Jason Voorhees, have been battling it out in court like…
Texas Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have a State to Represent, Maybe
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“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…
DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…
Arkansas Double Homicide Mystery: Suspect’s Court Appearance Promises Absolutely No Answers
Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the liberal media is going to twist this into some anti-Trump narrative!…
California Republicans Throw a Hissy Fit Over Newsom’s Perfectly Reasonable and Not-at-All Gerrymandered Redistricting Bonanza
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album
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Wholesale Inflation So Hot It’s Practically on Fire (and Blaming You)
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