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Andi Deris of HELLOWEEN Was SOOOO Concerned About OZZY’s Health 25 Years Ago, It Kept Him Up at Least 10 Minutes a Night
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Andi Deris of HELLOWEEN Was SOOOO Concerned About OZZY’s Health 25 Years Ago, It Kept Him Up at Least 10 Minutes a Night

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with Ernest Skinner of Canada’s *checks notes* Border City Rock Talk (never heard of it), HELLOWEEN…

Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
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Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…

Spider-Man’s New Duds: Tom Holland’s Got a Freshly-Squeezed Suit!
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Spider-Man’s New Duds: Tom Holland’s Got a Freshly-Squeezed Suit!

FinnAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Are you READY for a Brand New Day? 🙄 Or, like, another Spider-Man costume that’s totally gonna revolutionize the cinematic…

KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
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KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…

Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it
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Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Looks like Chucky Schumer and the Radical Left Lunatics are at it again, trying to hold up President Trump’s nominees…

VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)
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VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The so-called “Department of Veterans Affairs” (more like the Department…

NYC Trembles: Was That an Earthquake or Just a Really Big Rat? CNN Asks the Important Questions
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NYC Trembles: Was That an Earthquake or Just a Really Big Rat? CNN Asks the Important Questions

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, great, now Mother Earth is a woke leftist, too! A 3.0 magnitude earthquake in New Jersey? I bet Soros…

Wacken 2026: Still Alive? Featuring Bands Your Grandpa Listened To
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Wacken 2026: Still Alive? Featuring Bands Your Grandpa Listened To

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 👴 They’re already planning Wacken Open Air 2026? Did we not learn ANYTHING from the mud-fest…

Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism
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Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Even Warren Buffett can’t escape the Trump boom! The liberal media, CNN, tries to spin Berkshire Hathaway’s…

Big Pharma Spends Scrooge McDuck Money on U.S. Factories, Still Can’t Magically Undo Trump’s Tariff Tantrums
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Big Pharma Spends Scrooge McDuck Money on U.S. Factories, Still Can’t Magically Undo Trump’s Tariff Tantrums

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE win for American manufacturing! CNN is reporting…

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