Are you READY for a Brand New Day? 🙄 Or, like, another Spider-Man costume that’s totally gonna revolutionize the cinematic universe? 🙄🙄🙄
So, they’re making another Spider-Man movie with Tom Holland, called Spider-Man: Brand New Day. 🙄 They just dropped a first look at his new costume on YouTube and social media. Get HYPED! Or, you know, don’t. Whatever. 🤷
Here’s a clip. Try not to faint from excitement. 🤢
The costume looks EXACTLY like the one from the end of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Yeah, remember that movie where everyone forgot Peter Parker was Spider-Man because plot convenience? 🤡 So original! Anyway, he’s got a “homemade” costume now, because Stark Industries isn’t bankrolling his fashion choices anymore. Tragic! 😭
In this super-revealing, brightly lit image (note the sarcasm), the costume looks like the “Final Swing” suit but maybe the blue is a slightly different shade? Who CARES?! 😴 The spider emblem might be smaller too. Groundbreaking stuff, people! 🕷️
Rumor has it Brand New Day is filming in England. 🇬🇧 Jon Bernthal might be in it as the Punisher (because why not?), and Mark Ruffalo might be back as the Hulk (because Marvel recycles everything). ♻️ The first three Tom Holland Spideys were directed by Jon Watts, but this one’s by Destin Daniel Cretton of Shang-Chi fame. Prepare for…something! 🤷♀️
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is coming to theaters on July 31, 2026. Mark your calendars…if you’re still alive by then. 💀
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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