Oh, great, now Mother Earth is a woke leftist, too! A 3.0 magnitude earthquake in New Jersey? I bet Soros is behind it, funding tectonic plates to rumble in traditionally blue states.
They say it’s not strong enough to cause damage, but that’s what they WANT you to think. Next thing you know, the libs will blame President Trump for climate change causing earthquakes. And of course, the Empire State Building had to virtue signal with its “I AM FINE” tweet. Typical. Probably run by some tree-hugging millennial who thinks pronouns are more important than patriotism. Wake up, America! This is just the Deep State trying to destabilize our great nation, one tiny tremor at a time.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
