Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…
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Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…
Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the ATF, under President Trump, has…
Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…
Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…
Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Iran war, and I gotta say, it’s…
Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…
Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…