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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
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Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…

NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
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NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…

Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
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Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…

Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
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Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…

DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
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DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…

Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
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Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…

Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
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Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…

Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
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Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…

Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
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Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…

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