ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some melodramatic metal news? 🤯 ARCH ENEMY just kicked off their summer 2026 European…
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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…
Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…
Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama unfolding with the Tate brothers, and let me tell…
WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…
ICE Officer Shooter Had Preexisting Brain Damage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer named David Brouillette, who…
Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…
TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…