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Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow
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Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

It’s a miracle we even got to see the cancelled Perfect Dark reboot’s shiny new parkour mechanics, considering Xbox’s trigger-happy…

Grappling Hook Saves ARC Raiders from Total Free Fall
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Grappling Hook Saves ARC Raiders from Total Free Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

The Frozen Trail update for ARC Raiders has finally arrived, and it’s about time, considering the game’s player count has…

Botched Execution Gives Christa Pike’s Lawyers Something To Do
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Botched Execution Gives Christa Pike’s Lawyers Something To Do

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this story about Christa Pike, and I’m just shaking my head in amazement. This woman survived Tennessee’s…

ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent
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ICE Spends Millions of Hours Proving Voter Fraud Virtually Nonexistent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Department of Homeland Security’s election-fraud operation, and let me tell you,…

Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot
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Voters Told To Drop It Like It’s Hot

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Clark County, Washington, has upgraded its ballot drop…

Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances
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Democrats Privately Freaking Out About Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate Chances

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic candidate for the Michigan Senate, is predicting…

Lawyers Request Evidence Saved After Pike’s Execution Attempt Fails
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Lawyers Request Evidence Saved After Pike’s Execution Attempt Fails

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Christa Pike, the woman who survived Tennessee’s attempt to put her to…

Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight
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Trump Domination And Abortion Drama Steal Maine Senate Debate Spotlight

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The debate between GOP Sen. Susan Collins and her Democratic challenger,…

CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough
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CIA Official Steals Gold Worth $40M Because Retirement Savings Tough

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a former senior CIA official who’s in a whole lot of…

Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish
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Trump Clarifies Iran Nuke Threat With gibberish

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time, he’s…

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