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American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing Due To Broken Toilets
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American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing Due To Broken Toilets

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight from Madrid to Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport…

Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space
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Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a bit of a mishap at Los Angeles International Airport, where a…

Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump
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Billionaire David Ellison bravely defends CNN’s right to criticize Trump

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about David Ellison, the new owner of CNN, and I have to say,…

Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong
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Surrogacy Nightmare: Couple’s Family Planning Goes Terribly Wrong

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A California couple, Silvia Zhang and her husband Guojun Xuan, have…

Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event
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Government Efficiently Blocks Own Governor From Speaking At Own Event

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Democratic Gov. Wes Moore,…

Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief
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Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when Amazon decides to empty its warehouses and make some actual money…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is
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Michael Bay Returning to Transformers Franchise Because Of Course He Is

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another installment of the Transformers franchise, Paramount has decided to go back to…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
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Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…

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