Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Todd Blanche, the man who helped keep Donald Trump out of…
Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…
Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…
Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…
White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…