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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

Oh Joy Another Horror Movie to Give You Nightmares and a Reason to Sleep with the Lights On Hellcat – Prepare to Have Your Brain Scrambled by the Most Confusing Trailer Ever
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Oh Joy Another Horror Movie to Give You Nightmares and a Reason to Sleep with the Lights On Hellcat – Prepare to Have Your Brain Scrambled by the Most Confusing Trailer Ever

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Hellcat, the latest horror movie, is coming to a digital platform…

Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
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US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…

Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly
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Trump’s Iran Plan Apparently Involves Making Things Worse Quickly

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the situation with Iran is getting more complicated…

Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
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Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…

Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land
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Lesley Groff’s Amazing Adventure in Congressional Testimony Land

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Jeffrey Epstein case when I came across…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
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Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
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I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Time To Forget The First One

FinnJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

The Batman Part II has been pushed back yet again, because of course it has. The latest delay puts the…

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