AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…
Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…
Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…
Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a bunch of Republicans who have denied or…
Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…
Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…