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Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
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Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…

Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
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Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…

Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
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Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…

Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
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Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…

Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…

AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
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AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…

Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow
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Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Todd Blanche, the man who helped keep Donald Trump out of…

Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
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Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…

Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
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Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…

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