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Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him
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Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the GOP is getting desperate, and their rhetoric…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
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MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…

Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…

GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
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GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently
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Trump Mulls Firing Aides Who Did Exactly What He Wanted Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently
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Matt Reeves Takes Break From Sequel Machine For Personal Life Apparently

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Batman Part II has hit another roadblock, because of course it has. The sequel to Matt Reeves’ 2019 film,…

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