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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
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Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…

EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
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EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
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Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…

McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
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McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
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Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

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