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Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
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Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this town hall meeting with James Talarico, and I’ve got to say,…

Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
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Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…

Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not
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Trump Claims Iran Has Nuclear Drug Factories Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, this one is…

James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well
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James Gunn Still Running DC Studios Because Apparently That’s Going Well

FinnOctober 2, 2026October 3, 2026

The inevitable has finally happened: Warner Bros. Discovery and Paramount Skydance are merging into a single entity, aptly named Skydance.…

NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face
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NY Gov Hochul Addresses Cornell Rape Allegations With Straight Face

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from New York, where Gov. Kathy Hochul has just…

James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
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James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…

A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough
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A Perfect Circle blesses us with new music because you clearly werent fulfilled enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like A Perfect Circle has been touring non-stop for the past few years or anything, but…

GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
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GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

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