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Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
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Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions
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Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz: Back for More Bandages and Bad Decisions

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

OMG 😱! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER 👴 and RACHEL WEISZ 👵?! It’s like Universal Pictures…

Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer
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Wildcat: Watch Kate Beckinsale try not to meow her way through this action-thriller trailer

FinnOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” 🙄) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast:…

A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
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A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
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The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”
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“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, the irony! New York’s own champion of the “lawfare” Left, Letitia James, is now facing the music herself! Seems…

NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon
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NY AG James Begs Judge to Toss Case Because She Hired Incompetent Buffoon

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Crooked Letitia James, facing the music for her crimes, is desperately trying to wriggle out of accountability! She claims President…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…

UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT
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UVA Settling with Trump? You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened NEXT

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump as he continues to drain the swamp of liberal indoctrination centers! It seems…

OMG, They’re Attacking James Comey’s BFF Lawyer?! CNN Freaks Out
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OMG, They’re Attacking James Comey’s BFF Lawyer?! CNN Freaks Out

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Looks like the Deep State’s swamp creatures are at it again! The Justice Department, probably infiltrated by more disgruntled liberals,…

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