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Judge Declares Trump’s Puppet Lawyer an Illegal Ghost in the Machine
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Judge Declares Trump’s Puppet Lawyer an Illegal Ghost in the Machine

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Another Day, Another Judicial Coup Against Trump: Judge Blocks DOJ Probe Into Letitia James’ Shenanigans In a stunning display of…

James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
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James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…

The Original X-Men Crash the Avengers: Doomsday Party and Bring a Demolished X-Mansion as a Housewarming Gift
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The Original X-Men Crash the Avengers: Doomsday Party and Bring a Demolished X-Mansion as a Housewarming Gift

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The Avengers Have Officially Run Out of New Ideas and Are Now Recycling Their Parents’ Old Costumes 🚨…

2026 Rare & Vintage Beer Tasting: Because Nothing Says ‘Investment’ Like Drinking Old Beer
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2026 Rare & Vintage Beer Tasting: Because Nothing Says ‘Investment’ Like Drinking Old Beer

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: 50 Breweries Unite to Solve Humanity’s Greatest Crisis — Too Many Normal Beers! 🍺 In a bold move…

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s DARON MALAKIAN: How I Accidentally Became METALLICA’s Backup Guitarist for Two Nights in 2000

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

When a 22-Year-Old in Lakers Sweats Accidentally Became Metal God for a Night: The Daron Malakian Origin Story 🤘😂 Once…

10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible
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10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers That Copying Movies Is Cheaper Than Therapy, Proceeds to Ruin Everything We Loved 🚨 In a stunning…

First Bites Bash 2026 or How to Eat Your Way to a Heart Attack in One Night
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First Bites Bash 2026 or How to Eat Your Way to a Heart Attack in One Night

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Chicago’s most absurd celebration of overpriced appetizers launches: First Bites Bash 2026, where chefs bite back, museums bite budgets, and…

The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
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The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…

The Justice Department’s Epstein Files Drop: A Masterclass in Paperwork Procrastination
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The Justice Department’s Epstein Files Drop: A Masterclass in Paperwork Procrastination

Big ElephantDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

Another Day, Another Clinton Scandal Leak – And the Deep State Gets an “F” for Incompetence Well, well, well. The…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party

Big ElephantDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Piece “Avatar: Fire and Ash” Burns Through $760 Million, Proves Even Aliens Can’t Escape the Woke…

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