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John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn
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John Bolton’s Hush-Hush Investigation: Yawn

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2025October 18, 2025

Lock Him Up! Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust Thanks to President Trump’s Tireless Fight Against the Swamp! That’s…

No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah
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No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal snowflakes are planning another round of their “No Kings” protests because, apparently, they…

Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
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Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)

FinnOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…

DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)
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DREAM THEATER Pukes Up ‘Barstool Warrior’ Performance Video From Upcoming ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray (Because Why Not)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🙄 OMG, get ready to clutch your pearls, because those Grammy-hoarding, allegedly “progressive” (debatable, tbh) music titans, DREAM THEATER, are…

Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger
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Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Sammy Hagar’s annual Birthday Bash 🤮🤮🤮 brought a bunch of has-beens, never-weres, and tequila-soaked nobodies to Cabo Wabo Cantina for,…

Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone
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Mamdani’s Mayoral “Movement”: More Like a Mild Disturbance, Says Literally Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, goodie, another socialist rising in the ranks. This time it’s Zohran Mamdani, who’s apparently leading a “movement” to take…

James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees
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James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? Obama, the guy who apologized to the world for America being so darn successful, actually…

ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!
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ATTENTION! Trump Loyalist Strikes Again: Key US Attorney’s Office Gets a MAGA Makeover!

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Maggie Cleary, a card-carrying member of the anti-Trump cabal embedded in the…

Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
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Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. 💰 We’re talking Academy…

Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment
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Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of…

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