DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…
James Carter Cathcart, the Voice of Pokémon, Finally Fainted at 71
OH. MY. ARCEUS. 😱 The voice actor behind half of your childhood just went belly-up! 💀 James Carter Cathcart, the…
Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s “campaign” against Fed Chair Powell. It’s not a campaign,…
Vivian Campbell’s Pre-DIO Disaster SWEET SAVAGE Announces New Album ‘Bang’ (Your Ears)
OMG! 😱 The geriatric metal squad, SWEET SAVAGE, is BACK with an album called “Bang” hitting stores on September 12…
Cuomo’s Alleged Misdeeds: Now Sponsored by the Taxpayers of New York
Another day, another Democrat scandal! It seems former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, a darling of the liberal elite, can’t…
James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…
‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…
Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…
Vivian Campbell’s Ego Trip: Ronnie James Dio Edition
So, Vivian Campbell, the dude who used to shred for DIO and now warms up the stage for DEF LEPPARD,…