Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…
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IT Chapter Whatever: Pennywise’s origin story—because you asked for it
🤡OMG! HBO, bless their cotton socks, has dropped ANOTHER teaser for It: Welcome to Derry! Because, you know, we haven’t…
Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot
Oh, great, HBO Max decided to bless us with more Peacemaker, because clearly, we didn’t have enough superhero content clogging…
METALLICA Planning To Annoy Las Vegas With Extended Residency, Sources Say
According to Vital Vegas, METALLICA, those geriatric thrashers, are “ready to ink a deal for a Sphere residency” in Las…
James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…
Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…
Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…
Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…
“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest
Okay, so like, movies 🙄. Apparently, they’re supposed to teach us stuff. Like, according to the OG I Know What…
Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade
In a groundbreaking interview with Metalirium (because who ELSE would care? 😂), MY DYING BRIDE guitarist Andrew Craighan spilled the…