OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…
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RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, sweet Pyramid Head, bless your rusty, triangular soul. 😌 Apparently, some brave (or foolish) souls are RETURNING to the…
Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss
Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…
Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends
**OMG!🤡 Mike Donovan, a “comedian” from South Boston since the 70s is still doing gigs?** He’s dragging James Dorsey and…
Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear 🤿💰! We can’t even make this stuff…
DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…
Ozzy’s New Doc: Prepare for Absolutely Zero Escape (You’ve Been Warned)
Paramount+, in its infinite wisdom, is gracing us with a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough.💩…
SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)
SOEN, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *progressive metal* (🤣), are gracing us with their seventh studio album, “Reliance”, dropping on…
Musical Matinees: “Lost Horizon” (1973) – Prepare for a Cinematic Black Hole
**OMG! 🙄 “Lost Horizon (1973)” is a cinematic masterpiece 🎬 by Charles Jarrott. Peter Finch & Co. star in this…
Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…