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Tag: Jazz

Alice Coltrane’s Rare Ashram Recordings Get First Full Release
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Alice Coltrane’s Rare Ashram Recordings Get First Full Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Rare, decades-old recordings by Alice Coltrane Turiyasangitananda, the widow of John Coltrane, will be reissued in their complete form for…

Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
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Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…

Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway
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Trump Gets New Jet Because Who Needs Roads Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest development with the Qatari-donated jet that’s supposed to be serving…

Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
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Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…

Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something
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Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Alex Skolnick, the…

Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…

Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…

Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing
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Dinner Party Supergroup Drops New Album Watchu Bringing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Dinner Party — the collaborative neo-jazz supergroup of Robert Glasper, Kamasi Washington, Terrace Martin, and 9th Wonder — has announced…

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