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Tag: Jazz

Coltrane’s Lost Tiberi Tapes Get First Ever Release
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Coltrane’s Lost Tiberi Tapes Get First Ever Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

Fabled John Coltrane recordings that were stashed in a private collection for 65 years have been announced for release in…

Miles Davis and John Coltrane Columbia Box Set Gets Reissue
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Miles Davis and John Coltrane Columbia Box Set Gets Reissue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

A reissue of Miles Davis & John Coltrane — The Complete Columbia Recordings 1955-1961 has been announced in celebration of…

Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
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LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…

King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
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King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…

As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
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As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…

Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
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Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…

Savings Experts Wait With Bated Breath For Your Questions
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Savings Experts Wait With Bated Breath For Your Questions

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about CNN’s upcoming Savings Challenge, and I’ve got to say, it’s about…

GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That
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GREAT WHITE Guy Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t want to read about the thrilling life of a rockstar who’s been playing the same power…

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