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JD Vance’s Marriage: Real or Just a Political Prop
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JD Vance’s Marriage: Real or Just a Political Prop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

JD Vance, that MAGA stud, says he and his wonderful wife Usha are laughing all the way to the bank…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

Erika Kirk’s Crystal Ball: Predicting Vance’s 2028 Destiny with Turning Point’s ‘Help’
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Erika Kirk’s Crystal Ball: Predicting Vance’s 2028 Destiny with Turning Point’s ‘Help’

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Turning Point USA is already gearing up for 2028? Can you believe it? After the tragic assassination of patriot Charlie…

Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies
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Vance Begs for ‘Patience’ on Economy, Hilariously Backpedaling from Trump’s MAGA Fantasies

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

JD Vance, bless his heart, is out there trying to spin the latest fake news from the liberal media. Seems…

TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)
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TikTok’s Algorithm: Now Brought to You by Oracle (in America, Yeehaw)

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

TikTok to be operated by Oracle! Finally, the deep state’s hold on our youth is weakening! The libs are seething…

JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)
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JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another RINO bites the dust! This so-called “GOP senator” probably vacations in Martha’s Vineyard. When will these people learn? Trump…

JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)
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JD Vance’s Profound Prayer Ponderings: A CNN Masterclass in Nuance (or Not)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Ah, the Lefties are at it again, folks! They’re whining about “thoughts and prayers” after a school shooting, claiming it’s…

Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)
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Vance “Accidentally” Reminds Democrats About Epstein, Demanding Transparency (Or Something)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Left is suddenly “concerned” about the Epstein files now that President Trump is draining…

JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck
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JD Vance Breaks Tie Vote Record, Exposing Trump’s Agenda as a Total Train Wreck

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s agenda is “unpopular” because, according to their polls, people hate…

JD Vance, the Brains Behind Trump’s Foreign Policy? You Gotta Be Kidding Me
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JD Vance, the Brains Behind Trump’s Foreign Policy? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, trying to make our great VP Vance look like he’s changed his mind. These…

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