Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…
Tag: Jurassic Park
Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…
Sam Neill Dead at 78 Iconic Jurassic Park Star Passes Away
Sam Neill, whose portrayal of the brilliant paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park helped define a generation of cinematic…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
Aphelion Hands-On Preview — Journey To The Savage Planet (aka “Where Every Alien Is Just a Slightly Uglier Version of Your Ex”)
Okay, I’m sorry, but Aphelion? From the studio that brought us Life is Strange and Jusant? Y’all are really gonna…
“The Gates: Mason Gooding, Algee Smith, Keith Powers, and James Van Der Beek Team Up for a Thriller That’s Either Genius or a Trainwreck—Place Your Bets Now!”
Oh look, another gated community thriller because Hollywood hasn’t beaten that dead horse enough yet 🐴💀 So apparently someone greenlit…
Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day Unleashes Mind-Blowing Teaser That’ll Make You Question Reality (And Maybe Your Sanity)
Oh, look, another Spielberg film—because apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. 🐙 Universal Pictures…
Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…