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Tag: Kamala Harris

Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Conspiracy BBQ: Will the Flames Finally Toast the Chef

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to drag our glorious President Trump through the mud with these…

Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account
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Stephen Colbert’s Reign of Terror Ends: CBS Finally Pulls the Plug Due to Emptying Their Bank Account

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Wow, hold onto your dentures, folks! 👵 CBS, in a move that’s clearly not suspicious at all 🙄, is yanking…

CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
Elephant Reads CNN

CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…

Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)
Elephant Reads CNN

Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the EU is *finally* getting around to maybe, possibly, perhaps cutting off Russian oil and gas by 2027? That’s…

Elephant Reads CNN

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Big ElephantJune 10, 2025June 11, 2025

“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)” Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably…

🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯
Crammed Full of Gays!’ Daniel Vávra’s Hilarious Take on KC:D2’s Diverse Cast 😂
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🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Kingdom Come 2 Goes Woke? Daniel Vávra Blames Kamala Harris! 🤯

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

The ever-controversial Daniel Vávra, co-founder of Warhorse Studios, has once again delivered a masterclass in trolling with his recent comments…

😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life
💸 Broke Adam Sandler Bets It All and Swings for Comedy Gold
Movie News

😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life

FinnDecember 25, 2024December 25, 2024

Hollywood just can’t catch a break — or maybe Adam Sandler can’t. The 58-year-old comedy legend, once a top earner…

🎸 Did Rihanna’s Fake Promise Crush Kamala’s Chances? Fans Demand Answers! 😱
🎤 Rihanna’s Song Promise Cost Kamala the Presidency? Capitol Hill Reacts! 🗳️
Music News

🎸 Did Rihanna’s Fake Promise Crush Kamala’s Chances? Fans Demand Answers! 😱

FinnNovember 6, 2024November 6, 2024

In one of the most absurd twists of the 2024 presidential election, rumors claimed Kamala Harris’s loss wasn’t due to…

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