KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
Tag: Kids
Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again
It looks like Roblox Corporation is in hot water, and for once, it’s not because of a poorly timed microtransaction…
The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…
Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…
Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…
Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…