Big Elephant here, Isha Sesay takes world news by storm somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Isha Sesay, the former CNN anchor who spent years bringing global stories…
Tag: Kids
You Won’t Believe Where They Found This $250M Scammer
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Minnesota man, Abdikerm Abdelahi Eidleh, has been taken into…
You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pete Buttigieg’s latest ordeal, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now
Texas is about to make some big changes to its public school curriculum, folks, and I’m not sure if I…
Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from getting…
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…
New York City ready to celebrate Knicks withticker-tape parade
Oh boy, folks, it’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals”…
All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…
SGF 2026: Hot Wheels Infinite Rush Preview—Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Time Playing with Toy Cars as a Kid and Now You Get to Do It Virtually and Smash Stuff
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 My first official Summer Game Fest hands-on appointment was with…