Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive
DEEP PURPLE‘s “Rapture Of The Deep” – The Album So Forgettable, They Had to Remix It! 🤣 Turns 20! Celebrate…
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JOHANNES ECKERSTRÖM: AVATAR’s Tenth Album, Apparently It ‘Sounds Amazing’ According to Him
So, Johannes Eckerström, the voice-box 🗣️ of those Swedish metalheads AVATAR, just yapped 🗣️ to Detroit’s WRIF radio about their…
‘Jane Austen Ruined My Life’ Flick: Netflix or Prime? Don’t Bother
France is desperately clinging to relevancy with Jane Austen Wrecked My Life—aka Jane Austen a gâché ma vie, because apparently,…
Murderbot: Apathetic Robot Saves Humanity (Again, Ugh)
Okay, so some “critics” are slobbering all over ‘Murderbot’ and giving it a “respectable” 7.5/10. 🙄 As if that means…
Taime Downe Cries on Stage (Again) After Losing Another One
In a riveting exposé with Troy Patrick Farrell of the earth-shattering This That And The Other radio show (never heard…
PATRIK JENSEN of THE HAUNTED Finally Figured Out How to Plug In His Guitar After 8 Whole Years
So, THE HAUNTED, those Swedish thrash metal *pioneers* (air quotes, obviously), are FINALLY gracing us with a new album, “Songs…
Kelly Clarkson’s “Where Have You Been” Lyrics: A Deep Dive (Into Obviousness) 😂🧐🤔
OMG! 😱 Kelly Clarkson, bless her heart, is back with a new single called “Where Have You Been,” and it’s…
WARMEN (Featuring That Keyboard Guy From The Band You Used To Like): New Album ‘Band Of Brothers’ Coming Soon (Probably Won’t Be As Good As Something You Already Own)
WARMEN, the totally-not-a-vanity-project of ex-CHILDREN OF BODOM keyboard tickler Janne “Warman” Wirman (because, let’s be honest, who remembers the keyboardist…
JOHN 5 UNLEASHES ‘FIEND’ UPON UNWARY EARS, ARONOFF’S DRUMS SOMEHOW INVOLVED
OMG! 😱🎸 Shred Lord John 5, fresh from his totally-not-controversial-at-all gig replacing Mick Mars in Mötley Crüe (more on that…
So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…