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Tag: KISS

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…

Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
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Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
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Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
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KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…

Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple
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Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, it’s time to grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold! 🍿 Sammy Hagar has finally responded to…

KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasty Spawns New Band Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

I just found out that Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons, the sons of KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons,…

Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
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Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…

Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…

KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch
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KISS Tries To Stay Relevant With Awkward Baseball Pitch

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to relevance? 🤣 Because I’ve got a doozy…

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