Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…
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CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More
Breaking: Russia Gifts Iran “How to Annoy America” Drone Masterclass Well, well, well — if it isn’t the plot of…
Epstein Files: The Ultimate Truth Serum, Accountability on Hold, and a Million New Reasons to Wear Tinfoil Hats
Epstein Files Release Spawns Wild Conspiracy Theories The release of the Epstein files was supposed to be a win for…
Russia Slaps Censorship on 100 Million Telegram Users—Because Free Speech Is So Last Century
Russia Bans Telegram, Proving Even Putin Knows When to Dump a “Free Speech” App In a shocking twist of irony,…
Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…
Joe Lynn Turner: Has Anyone Seen My Passport, I Think I Left It In Russia
OMG! 😱 Joe Lynn Turner, the dude who once fronted RAINBOW and DEEP PURPLE (kinda, sorta…), is back with some…
Sadist Announces Russian Tour, Forgets World Still Has Internet
In a move so tone-deaf it could be heard in Morse code, Italian metal band Sadist has announced two upcoming…
Trump throws a hissy fit because his BFF Russia got booted from the G7 crybaby club
Oh, no! Not Trump wanting Russia back in the G7! The horror! Can you believe this guy? Probably wants to…