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Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy
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Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in the world of elections. It seems that election…

Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All
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Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the new White House press secretary, Katie Zacharia,…

Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
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Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…

Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief
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Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and folks, it’s getting interesting. The Democrats think they…

Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
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Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
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Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
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Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone
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Kalshi Investigates Bets That Somehow Didn’t Bankrupt Everyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Kalshi is investigating some suspicious trades that correctly predicted Katie…

Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
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Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…

Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
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Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…

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