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Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity
Eurovision 2025: The Invisible Finale That Prompted Appliance Shopping Spree
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Trump, Where’s Our Eurovision? U.S. Housewives Seek European Festivity

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

A recent uproar among American housewives has sparked an unexpected event — a class-action lawsuit against local TV broadcasting companies.…

DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
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DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…

Genshin Impact thinks we’re all toddlers raiding mommy’s credit card now, slapping on age verification like it’ll stop us from pulling for that sweet, sweet Ganyu 💳👶😂
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Genshin Impact thinks we’re all toddlers raiding mommy’s credit card now, slapping on age verification like it’ll stop us from pulling for that sweet, sweet Ganyu 💳👶😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! 🚨 The Man is trying to keep us down, fellow Genshin Impact addicts! Apparently, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC),…

OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! 👵🔥 Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! 👑💀 (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!😱)
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OMG, Liza’s Still Alive?! 👵🔥 Minnelli’s Mummified Comeback on Drag Race Finale! 👑💀 (You Won’t BELIEVE What Happened Next!😱)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 19, 2025April 20, 2025

👵🏻 Liza Minnelli, bless her ancient heart, apparently crawled out of her sequined time capsule to grace the *RuPaul’s Drag…

⚖️Lawsuit Incoming! Philly Residents Are Pissed After Recognizing Their City in Avatar: Fire and Ash 🤬
🔥 «Avatar: Fire and Ash » Backlash: Furious Philadelphians Sue James Cameron for «Defaming» Their City ! 🤬
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⚖️Lawsuit Incoming! Philly Residents Are Pissed After Recognizing Their City in Avatar: Fire and Ash 🤬

FinnFebruary 11, 2025February 11, 2025

Philadelphia residents are furious after the release of the first stills from James Cameron’s upcoming film «Avatar: Fire and Ash»…

The White Stripes Drop Lawsuit Against Trump: One Nation, One Leader Revamp in the Works? 🤔
The Rep Stripes Strike Again? Jack White’s Bizarre Move After Trump Lawsuit Fizzles Out 🥳🛡️
Music News

The White Stripes Drop Lawsuit Against Trump: One Nation, One Leader Revamp in the Works? 🤔

FinnNovember 13, 2024November 13, 2024

In a move that has left music fans and political pundits alike blinking in disbelief, Jack and Meg White —…

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