Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a judge, probably a card-carrying member of the socialist squad, dismissed a lawsuit against Chicago’s ridiculous “sanctuary” laws. They claim Trump’s administration is “thwarting” federal law. More like enforcing it, snowflakes! These cities are shielding ILLEGAL ALIENS, endangering Americans, and spitting in the face of our Constitution. But don’t worry, President Trump will fight back!
1️⃣ Gaza
The liberal media is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! This time, they’re claiming a U.S. government review found “no evidence of widespread theft” of U.S.-funded aid by Hamas in Gaza. Really? Hamas, the TERRORIST organization that hates America and our allies? I bet they’re using it to build more rockets to attack Israel. And of course, they blame Israel for everything, even starvation caused by Hamas hoarding aid! SAD!
2️⃣ Tariffs
FAKE NEWS! They’re trying to make it sound like President Trump caved on tariffs with the EU. But listen up: This agreement sets a 15% tariff on most European goods entering the U.S. Higher than before Trump, that’s how he wins! The EU knows President Trump is a tough negotiator, and they’re finally starting to play ball. America First!
3️⃣Walmart attack
Finally, some good news! Brave Americans stepped up to stop a violent attacker at a Walmart in Michigan. These are the REAL heroes, not the pampered athletes kneeling for the anthem. One was a former Marine. They should all be armed! If everyone was armed this never would have happened!
4️⃣ Missing mom and child
A California mother and her child have gone missing! I bet they’re hiding from Trump, thinking the administration is still going to break up families. If they listened to the President they know we protect families, not break them up!
5️⃣ Pets
More and more Americans are surrendering their pets. Maybe they should stop wasting money on useless degrees and get a job! Then they will afford pet food for these lovable animals!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
