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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
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xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…

Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House
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Historical Accuracy Now Includes Slavery At Founding Father’s House

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Philadelphia, where the Trump administration has reinstalled panels about…

TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
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TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…

Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly
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Obama Lawyer Regrets Epstein Connection Bigly

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House counsel who’s in hot water…

Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
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Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…

Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists
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Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like E Jean Carroll, a former magazine writer,…

New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
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New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…

Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
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Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…

Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not
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Trump Asks Supreme Court For Mulligan Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, trying to get the Supreme…

Trump Pays Up, Still Not Above Law Apparently
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Trump Pays Up, Still Not Above Law Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge just ordered the release of over $5 million…

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