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Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
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Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…

Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
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Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…

Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
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Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…

Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
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Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi
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Kids These Days Gambled $5 Billion on Kalshi

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that young adults between 18 and 21 have been…

Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
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Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…

Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
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Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…

Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
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Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…

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